Detox Dave and the Ducks
“The Misadventures of Detox Dave" Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a character named Detox Dave. Dave was notorious for his hilarious antics, but he had a peculiar addiction—collecting rubber ducks. Yes, you read that right, rubber ducks. He couldn’t resist their vibrant colors, cute beady eyes, and squeaky goodness. Dave’s addiction had gotten out of control, with rubber ducks taking over his entire house. One day, he decided he needed to kick the habit and go cold turkey. With determination in his heart and a big garbage bag in his hand, Dave began his journey to sobriety. But breaking free from rubber ducks was no easy feat. As Dave walked down the street, he couldn’t help but notice rubber ducks everywhere. In every shop window, on every street corner, even in people’s front yards—rubber ducks seemed to mock him, calling out, “Quack, quack, Dave, come and collect us!” Determined to resist the temptation, Dave tried distraction. He took up knitting, thinking it w